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Quotes

As ‘Sam Tyler’

My name is Sam Tyler. I had an accident, and I woke up in 1973. Am I mad, in a coma, or back in time? Whatever’s happened, it’s like I’ve landed on a different planet.
Now, maybe if I can work out the reason, I can get home.

Sam Tyler: What’s that on your hand? Is that grit?
Annie Cartwright: Sand. When I was running up here, I tripped and I fell against the fire bucket.
Sam Tyler: [Tormented] See, why would I think of something like that? Why would I put that kind of detail in it?
Annie Cartwright: You wouldn’t.

Sam Tyler: This place is like Guantanamo Bay.
Gene Hunt: Give over, it’s nothing like Spain.

As ‘The Master’/Mr Saxon

Now then, Doctor, let’s stop and have a nice little chat where I tell you all my plans and you can figure out a way to stop me, I don’t think!

Mr Saxon: Have you seen these things? This planet is amazing. Televisions in their stomachs, now that’s evolution (about the teletubbies)

Mr Saxon: So it came to pass, that the human race fell… and the Earth was no more. And I looked down upon my new dominion, as Master of all, and I thought it… good

The Master: (Talking on the phone) Doctor?
The Doctor: Master.
The Master: I like it when you use my name.
The Doctor: Well you chose it. Psychiatrist’s field-day. So, Prime-Minister.
The Master: (Like an old school friend) I know. It’s good.

The Master: You know what it’s like… new job, all that paperwork. I think it’s down the back of the settee. I did have a quick look, I found a pen, a sweet, a bus ticket,
and er… have you met the wife?

The Master: (taunting Martha Jones) Ah.. the would-be doctor… But tonight, Martha Jones, we’ve flown them in! All the way from prison! (He gestures to the door where Martha’s family are being forced into the room by guards.]

The Master: People of Earth, good news. Your lord and master stands on high, playin’ Track. 3!